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Levels of Love

A code used by self absorbed women who repeatedly cheat on every boyfriend or husband they have ever had. Levels of Love can be detected by terrible excuses.

Level 1 - Sleeping with someone she met at a party - "I don't want to talk about last night. Can we just forget about it, please?"
Level 2 - Spent the weekend out of town with a friend with benefits - "I was taking care of a sick friend all weekend."
Level 3 - Hooked up with an ex-boyfriend - "Had dinner with my old boyfriend then helped him move boxes."
Level 4 - Went home with a guy who tipped well - "I got really drunk while working the bar and stayed at a friend's last night."
Level 5 - Hooked up with her ex-boyfriend again - "I slept over his house because he had air conditioning."
Level 6 - Oh the humanity! Too horrible to mention.
Fran: "I asked how her friend's party went last night and she said she wanted to forget about it and not talk about it ever again."
Dave: "Oh dude! She must have bumped uglies with someone at the party. She's using the Levels of Love code. Drop her before you're on her STD train."
Levels of Love by dunagain10 September 10, 2012
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Yaruuna level 

This phrase describes intelligence. To be Yaruuna level is to attain an ultimate level of smartness. Everyone aspires to be Yaruuna level and it is something to be envious of.
Guy: Wow did you just ace that math test?

Guy 2: Yeah man, I'm so yaruuna level.
Yaruuna level by Meelo YOLO July 1, 2012
No matter how well you may know her, she'll never cease to shock and surprise you. She has a crazy, explosive, and still profoundly beautiful thought process. Her mind is complex, and she's deep. I refer you to the conclusion that she's a painting, a work of art. Because despite the precious way she looks at the world, the pain is always there, evident to those who take care to appreciate her. For her adorable mess of curly hair, and cute nose. Full gentle lips and big gorgeous eyes. The luckiest man in the world will be the one that gets to spend his life listening and holding dear to his heart, the beating of hers sweetly in her chest. She's worth the moving of mountains, and crawling through deserts to win over. Because you'll not find a more caring and adoring soul anywhere. She's artistic, passionate, intelligent, precious, and truly a melancholy shade of beautiful that can bring color to the trees and stars. She'll make you want to travel the Earth just to see how she'll interpret every sensational sight, sound, and feel of the daring or not so daring unknown. No one could hold a candle to this girl, match or meet her potential, she's just to unique to replace. She loves Fall Out Boy, and being out in the rain. Touching her feet will get you punched in the face. But it's worth it for a brush of her lips on your cheek for the most amazing sort of apology. No one should have to go without realizing who, Lovelyn is.

Also a verb for most perfectest person ever.
1. Bro bro, who are you trying to kid, your girl is no, Lovelyn.

2. I aspire after you, Lovelyn.

3. I love you unconditionally, always and forever like I promised. (This is misplaced but it had to be said)

4. I went to see Fall Out Boy for the first time, but all I could do was watch Lovelyn be stoked on life.
Lovelyn by WhatdoIevenputhere January 1, 2014

lovely bit of squirrel 

A phrase used to describe a nice piece of meat. It is used by Martin mainly in Friday night dinner.
*eats meat*

‘That’s a lovely bit of squirrel

LiveLeak 

YouTube for sadists.
I was playing Reddit 50/50 and I came across a video of a guy's fingers getting chopped off on LiveLeak. I'll never look at my fingers the same way again.
LiveLeak by youngmillenial March 11, 2017

level 1 crook 

Spawning from the amazing ad campaign from the hit game Mafia City, a Level 1 Crook is the lowest level character and regarded as inferior to the much better character, Level 35 Boss. The term Level 1 Crook can be used as an insult meaning that someone is inferior to you (implying you are the Level 35 Boss and they are the Level 1 Crook).
Greg: Yo did you hear the new Sheck Wes song Mo Bamba?
Evan: Shut the fuck up you Level 1 Crook.
level 1 crook by pepe_extendus January 6, 2019