Lolometer

The measuring device for the number of "lol" used in a convo. Measured in "lpc", "lol per convo", or can be measured by sentence, which would be "lps", or "lol per sentence".

Kirsten: LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!

Amber: WHOA! Like, my Lolometer says that you're using 5 lps.

Kirsten: HAHA! LIKE, LOL!

Amber: You're averaging about 6 lpc.

Kirsten! LOL!

Amber: Like, that makes 7 lpc!

Lolometer by Vincent Floyd September 23, 2008

Richard Locomotion

Richard Locomotion (rɪʧərd ˌloʊkəˈmoʊʃən)
is a word synonymous to the phrase, "dick move"
Dick is usually the nickname given to people who are named Richard--
Locomotion is a synonym to the word move (movement)--
Hence, Dick move = Richard locomotion

Wow, he just tripped that old man, dick move, man.
I say, that chap has just purposefully done an action that led to that elderly citizen stumbling and falling down, richard locomotion, sir.

Richard Locomotion by Bagsolodel December 12, 2021

Locomotive Breath 

The smell of a man’s breath after sucking a dick

Chuck literally pooped on the floor due to john’s Locomotive Breath!

Locomotive Breath by Chuckpoopedonthefloor January 23, 2019

road locomotive 

An extremely large, poor-handling automobile with sloppy power steering and an automatic transmission, driven by a person who doesn't really know how to drive.

Road locomotives were common in the 1960s.

Maxine drove to Vegas in her road locomotive.

road locomotive by Sneaky Snyde April 30, 2005

Road Locomotive 

A piece of Detroit iron. A huge car "driven" by a person who really didn't know how to drive, and who didn't know what a good car was.

Mike's old man always drove Detroit iron. He sure got mad when we drove circles around him in our sports cars.

Road Locomotive by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Tennesee Locomotive 

Take a hit of weed and proceed taking a shot of Jack Daniels Whiskey (80 proof) while holding in all weed smoke. Once the whiskey is swallowed, then exhale the smoke. Thus making the Tennessee locomotive.

Tennesee Locomotive is always the best motive.

At the party last night, I rode my first Tennessee Locomotive. I had a burn in my chest and was completely shit faced after 3 Tennessee Locomotives.

Tennesee Locomotive by Party boy McGee October 27, 2010

locomote 

(v) - to move or travel with a set reason in mind, unwavering toward that goal.

locomote is made up of 2 separate words:

loco (adj) - crazy, wild, fun
mote (n) - a tiny speck

A person who locomotes is a person who realized she/he is a tiny speck in the universe and is willing to go crazy and have fun while moving with a purpose and bringing good into the world.

(antonym) - wander aimlessly with no purpose in mind

This summer, I'm gonna locomote down to Haiti and help rebuild after the earthquake.

locomote by locomote July 11, 2010