Lion King

by FAR the best Disney movie ever x3 especially becuase disney is making crappy movies now

and yes i know all the words to the songs and basically the whole movie...x3

simba: hey uncle scar guess wat?
scar: *mutters* i despise guessing games..

simba: hey scar when im king, what'll that make you?
scar: a monkeys uncle
simba: *laughs* ur so wierd
scar: u have nooo ideaa

Timon: what do u want me to do dress in drag and do the hula!?!

last one ;)
Pumbaa: as my good buddy timon always says, u gotta out ur behind in ur past...uhhhh
timon: no no no, amature, sit down b4 u hurt yourself..(now to simba)its you gotta put ur past, behind you....bad things happen and theres nothing u can do about it right?
simba: right..
timon: WRONG, when the world turns its bac on u, u turn ur bac on da world
simba: well thats not wat i was taught
timon: well maybe u need a new lesson....
*hakuna matata*

hehe x3 im not lion king obsessed wat R u talking about *shifty eyes*

Lion King by snoww September 7, 2008

lion king

the best disney movie ever made i kno all the words 2 it and i kno the african words and i kno wut they mean and i can recite the movie by heart and ive loved the movie ever since i was 3!!

the best movie on earth!! that evry1 should c at least once

lion king by obsessive bobo April 4, 2004

Lion King

When you wipe your cum across a girls forehead and start calling her Simba.

I was having sex with this random girl last night, and then I pulled a lion king and now I have her name as Simba in my phone.

Lion King by StumbleInn December 13, 2009

Lion King

Noun

1. A term used to describe the bizarre sexual fetish of going on a safari, killing a lion, having that lion made into a rug, bringing that rug to your house, going to a bar, picking up a woman, bringing her back to your house, shagging her on the lion rug and right before climax, withdrawing and ejaculating into the lion's mouth.

"I finally crossed Lion King off my bucket list...man, that was a lot of work!"

Lion King by billebllunt May 8, 2014

Lion King

when you cum on a girls forehead and then draw a line across the forehead with your thumb and whisper "Simba"

frank-"she told me i drew a line across her face with my cum and whispered "simba"

Joe-"ahh nice bro you gave her the ol' lion king"

Lion King by Brutus the Interpreter October 29, 2010

Lion King

When your either receiving a blow job or having sex, you pull out of the girl and bust in a bowl. You then stick your thumb in the bowl, and wipe cum on the girls forehead. You then proceed to whisper "simba"

Yo my boy cisco gave this girl the lion king last night

Lion King by superman1043543 September 24, 2009

lion king

fistting a girl in her ass and vagina and lifting her over your head

after watching the movie my girl wanted me to lion king her

lion king by titan5151 September 9, 2014