The Limping pony 

When one obsesivley penetrates a woman's ass hole to the point where she is unable to walk, then useing what force is nessesary, making her to give you a ride on her back.

I didn't get a turn on the donkey ride today at the zoo, luckly tonight my girlfriend is coming over to do the limping pony, and I'm gona get my turn.

The Limping pony by Renob Champ March 7, 2010

Limping Zebra 

noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.

This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)

Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.

Limping Zebra by XRKellyX October 31, 2010

A limping Jason 

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

A limping Jason by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

limping swamp donkey 

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

limping swamp donkey by gav n nick March 14, 2006

limming 

to disgustingly consume enormous amounts of food

also, to unceremoniously finish the leftovers of a guy eating across you

F*ck, quit your limming! I'm actually trying to eat here!

You done with that? Coz imma lim it down!

limming by true_samurai November 22, 2009

Limping 

The probable outcome of having a Guardian of Freedom performed on oneself.

She was limping for weeks after she got the Guardian of Freedom.

Limping by Guardian of Freedom October 16, 2011

limbing 

The action of experiencing the sudden, uncontrollable impulse to violently hit or kick nearby people.

Chloe can't stop kicking Mariyam underneath the desk
Mariyam's legs are now bruised
However Chloe doesn't stop
"Chloe, please stop limbing people." pleaded the teacher.

limbing by TeApOt:) January 1, 2021