Laze Cadet 

One who sits around or pursues any task with inadequate enthusiasm. Different from "couch potato" in that s/he will do things, but only very slowly.

Although Hallie goes to the gym, she's basically a laze cadet, doing the treadmill for only seven minutes.

Laze Cadet by Bilham May 21, 2010

Laze's Corollary 

When the topic at hand involves the essential fusion of nationalism and socialism, then Godwin's Law is invalid.

"...but Godwin's Law doesn't work here, because Donald Trump really is fusing the worst parts of nationalism and socialism. Ergo, Laze's Corollary applies..."

Laze's Corollary by Duns Scotus May 10, 2016

Laze 22 

When an act of laziness leads to requiring more effort to accomplish a task than would have otherwise been necessary had you not been lazy in the first place

Karl was too lazy to cut his dirty fingernails, and quickly found himself in a laze 22 when he decided to eat his fried chicken with two forks.

Laze 22 by CogentDoge July 28, 2016

laze out 

To laze out is to hang out while chilling, it is thereby a mix between hang out and chill out. To laze out is to veg out on the couch and not do much else.

Hannah: you wanna do something next week?
Mary: let's just have a movie night, laze out and eat junk food.

laze out by Rheese093 February 15, 2017

Laze Glaze 

The feeling you get when you lounge around for a couple days and realize you need to shower

"Man, I have a date tonight. I need to wash this Laze Glaze of before then."

Laze Glaze by Steve-o-tronius May 23, 2018

Laze Off 

To be lazy, expending minimal effort and doing as little as possible

Al: Hey, we have a three day weekend coming up, got any plans?

Bill: Nah, I'm just going to stay home and laze off

Al: Where's Jack? I haven't seen much of him and it doesn't look like he's gotten much done.

Bill: Jack's hiding in the break room. He's been lazing off since he got here.

Laze Off by The Third Jay Guy December 21, 2018

Laze Burger 

Noun.

To be greasy and ridiculously lazy. Not wanting to do sweet fuck all but game or lay on the couch. Laze burgers even hate sitting. Too much work.

On Sundays Chris is so hungover, greasy and lazy. What a fucking Laze Burger.

Laze Burger by Evgreg March 10, 2019