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magna cum laude 

Actual definition: adj, adv; with great praise; with high honor
Practical definition: v. to ejaculate with much force, and to do so with high volume

cum laude 

academic distinction.

Summa cum laude : the best
Magna cum laude : very good
Cum laude : good, but not that good.
I am so sapiosexual, I need a man who graduated cum laude
cum laude by CocoFrench June 29, 2013

magna cum laude 

Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.
Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!
magna cum laude by Hugh G Rection December 28, 2005

magna cum laude 

to ejaculate with great force; to orgasm at a high pitch

magna cum laude 

n. a load shot with such amazing size and force it is comparable to an eruption of magma from a volcano
I wish Peter North would shoot magna cum laudes into my plump ass.
magna cum laude by George Resso January 16, 2004

Summa cum laude 

The act of two floor hockey sticks vigorously attacking one another on a school gym floor. On occasion, the weilders of the sticks will shout the name out as a battlecry before/whilst and after the act.
"Today, some turd named *insert name here* decided that we shall perform the act of summa cum laude right in the middle of the gym floor."
Summa cum laude by Nick Melanson February 20, 2008