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Lampard goal 

a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. Source: World Cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between Germany and England. During the match, a Frank Lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee Jorge Larrionda.
Oops again! The referee disallowed the goal. The team were a victim of two Lampard goals in a row.
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Frank Lampard 

The best central midfielder in the country. Plays for Chelsea FC and has a fondness for walloping the ball from 30 yards
Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super, Super Frank, Super Frankie Lampard
Frank Lampard by Biddy February 20, 2005

Frank Lampard 

Frank James Lampard, Jr., (born 20 June 1978) is an English football player currently at Chelsea and previously with West Ham United and Swansea City. Lampard is a central midfielder known for his powerful long-range shots and prolific goalscoring abilities from midfield.
-Bob: did you know that Frank Lampard is Chelsea's highest scoring midfielder of all time.
-ManUnwanted: I only watch mainstream Shrek, C. Divealdo, and Ali G playing for retired Alex.
Frank Lampard by Alkawi May 27, 2007

Frank Lampard 

A gorgous footy player who plays for Chelsea and England in midfield, and whips off his shirt after every match.
Frank Lampard, he is sex on legs
Frank Lampard by lamps4eva July 6, 2006

Pastry Lampard 

Term used to describe a sausage roll, while acknowledging the English Footballer Frank Lampard Jnr. as overweight for a professional athelete.

Note: These would be called Lampard Rolls, but this is a homosexual sex act. Other sausage related products simply replace the word sausage with Lampard - such as 'Cocktail Lampards' and 'Lampard Cakes'
John: Have you got any more Pastry Lampards?

Terry: I have, but I've left them in the splaigen
Pastry Lampard by titan_po May 31, 2009

frank lampard 

Has made the scoring of deflected goals an art form.
Bayern coach Felix Magath bemoaned Frank Lampard's deflected first-half goal - a carbon copy of his strike in the first leg.

Frank Lampard 

One of the best midfielders in England but still behind Stevie G. Great vision and passing ability.
Frank Lampard has played tons of games for Chelsea
Frank Lampard by Ben Tweener May 13, 2005