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someone who is very mean and has only dated one girl.This person is often very ugly and faggish.If you ever meet a kraig in your life beware of their albinoism.
This personn is often kraigalicous.
Oh my god you should go tanning you look like a kraig
kraig by al sexy January 1, 2009
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Kraig by anonymous October 24, 2020
A large appendage attached to Mecaiyon
Jill: Have you ever seen KRAIG?
Jack: Yeah I have, it’s bigger than mine will ever be
KRAIG by MeekTheFreek April 20, 2024

Kraig Vasquez

A variation of the brother blumpkin in which the giver is finished with an abe lincoln and adds a mustache created from the other's excrement.
Sosa was so drunk last night that he willingly received a kraig vasquez.
Kraig Vasquez by Assman December 2, 2004

kraig crawford 

basically the coolest guy ever state champion wrestler and sex god women flock to him and he does what he wants also refered to as an american bad ass
american bad ass greatness awesome wrestler sex god kraig crawford
kraig crawford by cradlekraig July 20, 2009

Kraig Kross 

A Kraig Kross is how you describe it when a man crosses his legs like a woman. This man is usually feminine, with questionable sexual boundaries. Often times they will have a lisp of some sort and an uncanny resemblance to Beeker the Muppet. In fact, a man who executes a Kraig Kross is almost always a ginger.
"John did a kraig kross tonight."
"That's always the first mistake in turning yourself into an inanimate object in a woman's eyes"
"You're right. John is now a lampshade."
Kraig Kross by the_slibs August 17, 2011