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Kooch Machine 

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.
Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard
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Kooch Bag 

1. Slang term for a douche bag
2. A person who is a jerk
1. "She bought some kooch bags because they were on sale."
2. "Megan is acting like a major kooch bag because it's her time of the month."
Kooch Bag by S. Krupa October 22, 2007
Dinner? No Thanks I filled up on some grade-A koochie..
koochie by Troy February 19, 2003

koochysack 

a small (though generous) bag of weed
"That koochysack should be enough for 2 blunts."
koochysack by Mizz Hoey May 10, 2010
a person that is not willing to take risks, usually a female
Yo bitch! Quit bein' such a little Kooch Ass!
Kooch Ass by Bullrog & Gambit August 10, 2010

Koochie Kutters 

Pants that are 3 sizes too small worn by females....Pants that make you have that famous "Camel Toe"....
Jeanette wore her Koochie Kutters to work to get the attention of all the menzez.
Koochie Kutters by JOLE BLON April 26, 2008