kong 

(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass

"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."

kong by yoshimi April 7, 2005

kong 

The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.

Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.

kong by Fingadoo22 May 26, 2007

Kong 

Street slang for a friend or companion. Can be used to refer to mostly any male in the common populace.

"Yo, waddup kong?"

bro, brudda, brah, brutha, boss, bowss, mate.

Kong by Silverbacks December 11, 2009

Kong 

A small asian man boy who gets a mani/pedi while wearing girl pants and getting his eyebrows waxed.

"that man is disgustingly metro, you might even say he's a kong"

Kong by Johny Hopkins January 11, 2010

kong 

gorilla sized peter puncher

yoooooo, that hoe last night went straight hurricane on my kong and i busted a level 8 on the dickter scale

kong by Rule King October 19, 2003

Kong 

A gay / homo who likes to have sexual interaction with dolls.

A 'Kong' also likes to sing girly songs and wear mini skirts, usually very ugly.

"Omg, are you doing KONG?!"

"ARE YOU A KONG?!" OMFG LOLZ!"

"Stop being such a Kong.."

"Stop singing.. goddamn Kong."

Kong by CruciaI March 31, 2008

Kong 

A big ape-like, furry, lurching charachter. This thing can be found in any Corrugated I.T. setting. At first it seems threatening, but once you get to know it, under lies a cute and cuddly loveable charachter.

I was working in my office when I spotted a Kong on the plant floor. At first I felt threatened, but once I got to know it, I really liked it!

Kong by Mike Van Horne February 22, 2005