klonked 

Unexpectedly twisted with a hint of lemon

Dude i'm fucking klonked right now man. zesty

klonked by guitardude626 April 17, 2018

Klanker 

Noun. The butt of a person who farts a lot.

Bro, my klanker changes colors every other day.

Klanker by Marc April 3, 2005

Kranked 

slang for one getting his or her ass kicked.

"Yo, did you see Forrest Griffin get Kranked last night?"

Kranked by Red Haferginger October 25, 2009

klankenflangners 

people who wear metal as clothes and go around doing a hillbilly dance clanking their metal prices together to cause great disruption to others

those darn klankenflangners

klankenflangners by lixieslife8 September 17, 2021

klonked 

another word for being completely out of it, or even just spaced out

"yo, why do you look so klonked right now?"

klonked by frejanator December 5, 2023

Klaned 

When a person enters a group verbal agreement then said person decides to reneg on said agreement, thus leaving the others to carry the burden.

Man we got so klaned over that situation. He/she knew full well they were never going to come. The biggest give away was that everyone else paided months ago apart from them. Now we all must put in extra money.

Klaned by Masswang88 May 13, 2024

Klaned 

The act of putting your shit stained underwear on someone’s face wit the leg holes on the eye openings

While at the gym Nico the Greek got Klaned by the brownest strained underwear on his nose and lips

Klaned by Thor from Whitestone May 29, 2024