Kingling 

The esteemed individual who consumes the last Yuengling beverage, this hero among mere peasants must then wear the packaging on his/her head. The Kingling is one of the highest ranks known to man, higher than the pope.. or whatever.

Jessica saw a strange man passed out with a box on his head. She bowed her head in respect, this man was the Kingling.

Kingling by oksloth September 17, 2012

Kinking 

When someone goes into a chat room and says 'Goodnight' to everyone. Then, around 30 minutes after everyone has said Goodnight and bid the person a fond farewell, they magically pop back up into chat again without ever having actually left in the first place.

Kinkbot: "Goodnight everyone!"
Chat: "Night kinkbot, we couldn't have done it without you."

*30 minutes later*

Kinkbot: "Oh my god you almost got it! OMG I'm So Clenched at that part."
Chat: "kinkbot What the fuck are you still doing awake?"
Kinkbot: "I just wanted beddy kisses."
Chat: "Beddy Kisses? Are you Kinking me?"

Kinking by LanaBombTF April 27, 2019

kindling 

kindling <noun> a child that has never read a book with real pages.

When presented with a paperback copy of Animal Farm, a look of shock appeared in the kindling's eyes.

kindling by sirlancsallot December 24, 2011

Kinking 

1-To be totally game for a house party, ready and willing to get fucked up, and aching for some pussy.

2-To have completed whats happening above

3-To wanna get trashed/twisted, or to be trashed/twisted

1-After Jack got his ass chewed out by miss Krawiec at school, his nigger ass was kinking.

2-Pj muttered "Im kinking nigga" as he shit his pants in the bath tub

3-After winston helped mexicans for 8 hours, you best believe he be kinking.

Kinking by The orphan beater January 9, 2009

Kinking the hose 

The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.

"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!

Kinking the hose by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015

Kindling 

Reading a Kindle, or other electronic reading device.

So what did you think about... I'm sorry. I didn't see you were Kindling.

Kindling by Alfetta159 August 4, 2011

Kindling 

The act of reading a book on a Kindle while another person you are with is reading a Kindle book at the same time.

My husband and I were both reading from a Kindle at the same time and I came up with the word Kindling. Kind of a new form of cuddling.

My husband and I were kindling on the couch.

Kindling by Katper January 24, 2019