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A wonderful but strong person, she may seem a bit rough around the edges at first but is actually quite nice. She is always there for her friends and doesn't put up with anyones crap. She is one of the best people possible to befriend and you would be lucky to meet her.
I wish I had an amazing friend like Karessa!

Wow she is awesome, her name must be Karessa!
karessa by Nom nom nom January 5, 2014

Kansas Tornado 

When you masturbate into the hose of someone's anti-snoring sleep device. The cum then flies around in the hose in a circular fashion gaining pressure until it hits the sleeping person's face. The resulting shock combined with the wind and sound makes the person wake up and think that they are in a tornado.
My friend John was passed out with his sleep device on so I unhooked the house and jerked off in it. He woke up when the jizz hit his face and screamed, "Wow, Ocean City Hurricane last night, and now a Kansas Tornado!"
Kansas Tornado by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016

Kanscripted

When you are forced to go to a musical event outside of class or on the weekends when you do not want to.
Dammit, I was going hunting this weekend until I got kanscripted, now I'm going to the jazz jubilee instead.
Kanscripted by Zodarap September 25, 2010

kansas city shuffle 

A type of con which depends on the mark realizing they're being conned, but incorrectly guessing how it's being done. When they try to foil the fake con they think they've uncovered, they fall into the real con. This con is most effective against marks who are "too smart for their own good", and will try to beat the conman at his own game instead of backing off when they discover he's trying to con them.

Named after the song by J Ralph. There are two Kansas Cities, and while one is in Kansas, the larger, more well-known one is actually just across the river in Missouri. Somebody unfamiliar with the region might go to the smaller one when they really wanted to go to the larger one, because they made the assumption that "Kansas City is obviously in Kansas". The song uses this confusion as an analogy for the way a mark thinks when they're being conned by a Kansas City Shuffle-type con.
You look left and they fall right
Into the Kansas City Shuffle
Its a they-think you-think you don't know
Type of Kansas City hustle
Where you take your time
Wait your turn
And hang them up, and out to dry

Privilege of Karens 

A grouping of Karens, usually more than two but it can be used in the singular.

Permit Patty, BBQ Becky, and Anti-vaxx went to the park, took down the restricted tape, and argued with the cops, until a few were arrested.

A few volunteers on websites that approve content, while also being Karens, deciding not to publish. While saying "don't take it personally!"
A privilege of karens went to the park to defy a stay at home order of Social distancing and not run the risk catching Coronavirus.

Martin Jackson for President
at first I thought was just two Karens causing trouble but then at the end there was a whole flock of Karens.

WidgettWalls :
Can we just say that a flock of Karens is a privilege? β€œHe got attacked by a privilege of Karens.”

Kansas City Earmuffs 

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.