Indiana jonesed 

When your girlfriend is sleeping with her thumb in her mouth and you skillfully replace her thumb with your dong without waking her.

Robyn was sucking her thumb last night so I Indiana jonesed her.

Indiana jonesed by Shaggytownsend January 30, 2016

Jonesed 

Verb; A way to tell someone they have been "punked", "screwed", or "burned". It's a way to be compared to someone that has been the butt of a joke.

whoever reads this example is actually wasting their time


HA YOU'VE BEEN JONESED!!!!!!

Jonesed by _bwj0n3s_ April 16, 2009

Jonesed 

To throw up over yourself and/or others and pass out within an hour of a party starting.

1. "Dude you totally Jonesed out last night."

2. "Man at the rate she is going she will be Jonesing any moment now."

3. "Get me a bucket coz tonight man I am gonna get Jonesed"

Jonesed by MUZ1K3 October 2, 2010

Jonesed 

Stoked

Im so Jonesed

Jonesed by Djsniffles April 11, 2015

jonesed 

to be misled or cheated.

The used car salesman jonesed the old woman.

jonesed by diplodonkus April 9, 2009

Jonesed 

To be absolutly drunk to the point where you can't lift your head out of your own pile of vomit.

Dude that kids not silly happy or bonkers that kid is fucking JONESED.

Jonesed by Jizinmypants420 July 28, 2010

Jonesed 

when one has a task to do, or has an opportunity of some sort, but instead does nothing for no apparent reason, until it is too late. Normally due to the lack of drugs, or as a result of using crappy drugs.

1. I was supposed to go for that job interview today, but I fuckin jonesed on pornhub all day.

2. "Dude! you said you were gonna be there! what happened?" I don't know, after that joint I just jonesed for a while and went to sleep.

3. Fuck. I'm so jonesed. You got any?

Jonesed by googalewski August 26, 2019