Houston Jones 

Not a mere mortal, doesn’t bleed his own blood, strongest living thing in the universe, strikes with a force of 1,000 full grown bison plus some, anything you can do, he can do better.

Your not Houston Jones, you are a mere mortal because you bled your own blood.

Houston Jones by Houston Jones June 22, 2019

Jughead Jones 

A character from the CW show, Riverdale, which is based off of the Archie comics. Jughead Jones is sarcastic and moody, his trademark usually being his crown-like beanie. He was involved in the case of Jason Blossom's murder and the case of the Black Hood. He is best friends with Archie Andrews and basically the rest of the main characters of the show. Also a very underrated character.

Basic Bitch: "Jughead Jones is one of the worst in Riverdale."

Me: "Ummmmmmm....correct me if I'm wrong, which I'm not, but he is one of the greatest."

Jughead Jones by rainbxo June 19, 2018

Jonezin 

Having a withdrawal, or craving for something, an addiction. Can be drug related.

He quit a few days ago, but is really jonezin for one.

Jonezin by Hollaback21 March 14, 2009

John Paul Jones 

The God of bassists exists in a Holy triumvirate. Father Mccartney, Son Entwistle, Holy Spirit John Paul Jones. Just like the Holy Spirit, JPJ doesn't get enough credit for his contributions. He can play the bass better with his FEET then most bands bassists can with their hands. A talented multi instrumentalist, his contributions to the rock world are under appareciated in the extreme.

That superstar basketball player who scored 1 less basket then Cobie, what was his name?

I dunno man, he is a John Paul Jones

John Paul Jones by TheWaitingIsTheHardestPart February 13, 2015

Alex Jones 

I don't know, but he sure doesn't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay.

He also sells wacky supplements like SUPER MALE VITALITY and BRAIN FORCE PLUS.

Alex Jones: 'Won't you fight for your life?!'

Alex Jones by ThickCookingOilDrinker June 21, 2021

Broskiana Jones 

Noun - A friend/brother that likes going on bad ass adventures. Whether it be Searching for The Lost Ark, Cup of Christ or The Temple of Doom.

Broskiana Jones is a crossbreed between
Bro and Indiana Jones

Philip: Hey there Broskiana Jones, hows it going? Have you found the Lost Ark yet?
Broskiana Jones: Naa I've been down on my luck.
Philip: Come on man get your game face on!

Broskiana Jones by Jason Spazington October 4, 2009

Fart Bucket Jones

Well his name is, Fart Bucket Jones.
And he likes to stay alone,
in his rat infested home,
in New Orleeeeeaaans!

There goes that old Fart Bucket Jones fellow, probably out buying groceries for them cursed swamp rats.

Fart Bucket Jones by Angry Giraffe The Seventh July 3, 2016