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A nickname for men whose sole aim in life is making chicks lives better. Even if the girl has a boyfriend.
Woah... He deserves the nickname of Joffles. Thats the fifth taken girl he's slept with this week.
by The One They Call... June 25, 2007
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Joffer

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A short kid that likes to 69 everything in the world, and loves to Joffshot in peoples drinks
Girl #1: Who's that short kid ?
Girl # 2: Ohh, that Joffer, we 69 last night.
by ilovebigboobs December 29, 2011
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joffey

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Joffey is a man with a large penis that is from 6-9 inches. he is a loving, kind and caring boyfriend. but he is a bit of a "lad".

Joffey is also a very good looking guy and girls rate him a solid 9.5/10.
Joffey is a rare name so girls if you find someone with the name Joffey then get hold of him quick and boys make sure he is in your friendship group because he's a top lad.
"I wish I had a Joffey in my life he's just so hot"
"I'm so jealous of her I want Joffey to myself"
by frewtfgdvcs May 28, 2019
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You got joffed

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Overwhelming feelings of extreme loss; having senses of firm grasp over your life and your goals and gnash they've evaded you or were stolen.

Your inner soul has been sucked dry; you begin to take and hasty measures agaisnt yourself and dwindle into a life of extreme masochism.
Cmon man you used to be the life of the party until you got joffed! Yup, poor guy he's as lifeless as an empty tuna can now.
by I n d i c a l April 5, 2022
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Joffed

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Having flirtacious behaviour with a member of the same gender before indulging into hot, steamy and passionate gay sex before one member licks the male penis for 17 minutes before claiming that they have been 'Joffed'
Tom: Ergh Mate. You got Joffed?
Spence: Yesssah :) a love a good hard Joffing me!
by Dan & Tom May 20, 2007
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Joffen

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The dance a middle-aged dad does whenever music hits their eardrums.
"Dude, is that your dad? He's really joffen himself out to the music over there"
by minismallshortyak September 16, 2019
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