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JUMBLE-GUT

When you need to pull off the hard shoulder to take a huge shit!

The poop is usually unstoppable at this point and necks it's way out the anus without hesitation.

"That awkward moment when you get jumble-gut whilst travelling"
Ben: "Pull over love I think I got Jumble-Gut, it won't stop"!!!

Mary: "Must be that Gammon, I told Henry it was under-cooked"
JUMBLE-GUT by CannabisKings January 17, 2020

Bumble Jumble 

A soccer(football(futbol)) tactic that involves dribbling with a ball into the opposing defender intentionally, hoping that the ball with ricochet off their legs, allowing the attacker to eventually regain possession, leaving the defender in the dust. Commonly known, and despised, for its effective use in the popular Fifa videogames. Can also be used as a verb.
He was playing with Inter Milan, and bumble jumbled his way to a cheap 4-3 victory.

He is an awful Fifa player, and only beat me because he scored on 4 bumble jumbles.
Bumble Jumble by yinwa August 17, 2010

jimberlake 

The ever growing bromance between Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake. The world's OTP.
You're the Jimmy Fallon to my Justin Timberlake. Together we are Jimberlake.
jimberlake by Mischa Lecter December 25, 2013

jambleberry

jambleberry (n) -
1. a species of fruit tree found in the tropical equatorial regions
2. the fruit that is bore from this tree, characterized for its four spherical fleshy colorful bodies
3. an answer to a yes or no question, noncommittal.
Hey wanna play D&D y/n?
J (short hand for jambleberry).

He went crazy after eating a jambleberry.
jambleberry by bumbfeesh January 16, 2011
to jamble (verb)

to engage in inconsequential behaviour
"what are you jambling on about steve?"

"steve hungrily jambles pickles"
jamble by vibehouse May 31, 2018
Jibbler has many forms of use.

A person who has no knowledge that their existence on earth is a total waste. Also, a person who is completely inebriated or high to the point that they are most extremely obnoxious.

It can also be used to describe: a place (house, venue, store) that is full of the type of people listed above, or an object (car, chair, computer) that is in complete disrepair.

A normal person who, by choice, is momentarily wasting his or her time.

May be expressed in the past, present, or future tense.

May also be shortened to jib.
That guy at the flea market was a total jibbler.

His guitar sucks. It's all jibbled out.

Person A: What are you doing tonight"
Person B: Not much, probably just jibbling around the house.

He was such a jib!
Jibbler by solidarity1982 September 26, 2010