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Stoner Jihad 

A fictional domestic terrorist cell located in a suburb of Dallas, Texas. These fearless freedom fighters live and die by the Stoner Jihad code that is to protect and benefit from the great cannabis plant.
Lets go smoke with some of those Stoner Jihad niggahs.

Sneaky Jihad 

When you see a person of Middle Eastern decent that you particularly don’t enjoy being around.
“This sneaky jihad took my hat
Sneaky Jihad by CheekyNandis September 14, 2022

Jolly jehad sangelo 

An orgy with 5 boys (1 black asian, 1 rich white asian, 1 small asian, 1 hypebeast with a girlfriend and one wierd emo kid that loves xxxtentacionxxx)
Olly: oi josh you ready for tonight

Josh: what's happening tonight?
Sinan: the orgy
Angelo:with me you,sinan, olly and nahid
Nahid: oh so a Jolly jehad sangelo
Jolly jehad sangelo by Brogy October 28, 2018

jihadi sword swallower

Luffi swallowing bf's scouse BBC
More than one Jihad; multiple holy wars.

Also, a word that will likely give you an uncontested victory over your feeble-minded opponents in Scrabble.
When Molly used the word Jihads in Scrabble, Colton got so angry he threw a fit, flung the Scrabble board across the room, and promised perpetual Jihads against her and her family.
Jihads by Frogmartian June 16, 2010

JihadSquad 

(in Runescape) A character style, developed by Dakotamoth and Vocalists, in which your character wears a turban (any god mitre) and KO's anything he wants anytime he wants. During an innerclan war, Dakotamoth's team was known as the JihadSquad.
I am from the JihadSquad, and I am the only person that can shoot Chuck Norris.

The JihadSquad is going on a killing spree; you better log out IRL!
JihadSquad by Shawn3090 February 5, 2008