Jet ski

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two ample breasts, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound and simultaneously releasing one's bodily fluids all over the place. To mimic the rooster tail of a Jet ski.

Wouldn't you love to see Donald Trump Jet ski Michelle Obama.

Jet ski by Slutbag69 January 3, 2017

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

Jet Ski by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

Jet Ski

Hacking a loogie in your bitches pussy and motor boating that shit

"Hey Brad just did a jet ski on my bitch earlier!"

Jet Ski by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

jet'ski 

to jettison a dewski

brooks: fyi, I need to jet'ski, so don't go for a few minutes

jet'ski by Cedric Collins January 20, 2004

Jet-Ski 

A trap

Jet-Ski Issa trap

Jet-Ski by officialcocktionary January 13, 2021

Jet ski statement 

Lip service or insincere, hypocritical, and empty pronouncements especially from government officials.

This originated from the Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte’s presidential campaign where he promised to help and protect Filipino fisherfolks to freely and safely fish on the West Philippine Sea without the intimidation of the Chinese Coastguard illegally occupying the area. He said if needed, he’ll bring the Navy with him and ride a JET SKI to erect a flag to a Chinese airport built on an artificial island on the West Philippines Sea.

Duterte has since made no action on the matter despite the international arbitral tribunal ruling in favor of the Philippines. Since his election, Duterte approved numbers of government projects and policies in favor of Chinese government and businessmen.

Duterte’s recent statement saying he considered to resign is just another Jet ski statement. He said that thousand times without really doing it.

Jet ski statement by distilled drinking seawater September 29, 2020

jet ski wave 

to ride a random woman from behind in a club with your hands in the air... I'M ON A JET SKI WAVE!!

yooo check my man, he's on a jet ski wave!

jet ski wave by Oatttt July 30, 2011