Jamaican Jerked 

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

Jamaican Jerked by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Jered 

a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch

"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch

Jered by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008

Jered 

1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already

Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"

Jered by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011

Jerred 

Some of great leadership and strength. One who most seek knowledge and opinion of. One with great charisma and good looks.

Jerred is the best.

Jerred by Jdp38105 February 2, 2017

Jered Weaver 

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

Jered Weaver by disneysucks September 3, 2008

Roller Jerked 

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

Roller Jerked by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

jerked 

To get played, getting ripped-off for something.

Damm yo, I got jerked man, they sold me this jacket fo 500 when it was 250 at the store next door.

jerked by MiZ TYZ April 13, 2007