Jelte 

a boy that likes his coffee and can't wake up without having an omelet. He will be very grumpy if he doesn't get his daily food. His sexual appetite is huge and he likes to hang out with elder women.

Hand me some Food! Or else I'll become a Jelte.

Jelte by right12345 February 7, 2010

Jelte 

This is the Dutch word for someone to love older man and or woman.
Also this can mean someone which is a emo and has attemped to commit sucide.

You are dirty Jelte
You have Jelte

Jelte by DudezNL July 27, 2011

the Steve Jeltz of 

Steve Jeltz was a professional baseball player in the 1980s; he is generally regarded as one of the worst baseball players in recent memory. This belief may not be truly justified, but I digress...

To say somebody is "the Steve Jeltz of (something)" is to say that that person is among the worst in his or her profession, while indicating to the listener that you have some knowledge of baseball history.

About three years ago, I was watching some shitty horror movie with a friend and fellow baseball fan. I became irritated with the remarkably stiff and unconvincing performance of one of the actors, which led me to remark that he was "the Steve Jeltz of actors." Immediately after I said this, that actor yelled "OHHHH NOOOO!" in a hilariously bad voice.

My friend began laughing uncontrollably because of the unintentional, but perfect, juxtaposition of these two events. Since then, we have often referred to people who really suck at certain things as being "the Steve Jeltz of (whatever)."

the Steve Jeltz of by C-Mills September 14, 2012

Jeltes 

An act of Jeltes is described by attracting any form of food and keeping IT for yourself until IT runs out, or a more preferable kind is discovered in the process

Omg he's pulling a Jeltes

Jeltes by Sixtinine February 11, 2017

jeltsje 

An annoying bum who is tall and dutch she has many inferior qualities and a knack for snitching she loves her children dearly but they don't love her back

Guy 1; i love my girlfriend
Guy 2: yeah you're so lucky mine is such a JELTSJE

jeltsje by Christopher candle May 14, 2021

Jelting 

Jelting - The act of licking a persons lips with your tougue to start a French kiss.

Bro I start jelting Kayla to get a kiss and it worked.

Jelting by Theboss302 September 16, 2012

jelte 

this person is gay

#jelte

jelte by ieoshlzd March 10, 2020