Jizzed up Jesus

An insult directed towards long haired males who are acting rowdy, obnoxious and like to jizz every where. Similar to a long haired square except more spherical.

He catapults off of the couch with tremendous force projecting jizz onto the walls which take the shape of white clouds. While jizzing mid air, he is high above all of his peoples and henceforth becomes Jizzed up Jesus.

Blaise just jumped off the couch and jizzed everywhere, what a Jizzed up Jesus.

Jizzed up Jesus by dan_gleewang January 1, 2021

Jizzed Up 

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

Jizzed Up by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022

Jizzed Up 

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant

I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!

Jizzed Up by Doseph April 19, 2011

jizzed up 

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.

Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!

jizzed up by igotthedefs February 13, 2009

jizzed up 

when you are covered in the creamy substance that is used to make babies, aka semen

guy 1: You should have seen how I left Susan last night, she was all jizzed up.

guy 2: zoinks

jizzed up by Scoobysnacker December 22, 2022

Jizzed Up 

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

Jizzed Up by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023

Jizzed Up 

You are full of loot in escape from tarkov

Bro I'm jizzed up right now

Jizzed Up by Dick Sucking the 3rd June 11, 2023