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Slip jab 

When youre masturbating and your hand slips off your dick and you punch your self in the balls
After my date last night I slip jabbed my self
Slip jab by B76B011 September 24, 2016

Sugar jab 

Like a half-joke. But half joke sounds stupid. When you are telling someone something in a joking manner but you are actually serious, but kind of joking.
Jake just sugar jabbed John. What did he say? He said "John, I think you need to lose some weight... Haha just kidding bro, ... But seriously maybe a little."
Sugar jab by The Draft Dodger September 30, 2017

Stag and Jab 

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!
If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew
Stag and Jab by CWRocksNYC September 20, 2016
Skin heated to the point of taking on the shape of a dildo.
"Dude, I totally Shankled your Jabskin"
Jabskin by shit waffle February 8, 2010

jabscreen 

A derogatory term for smartphones such as the iPhone 4.
His fat fingers slipped all over the glossy display of his brand new jabscreen as he tried to send a text message to his girlfriend.
jabscreen by andyjpb2 July 8, 2010
Look at the jabs on her
jabs by Liam August 25, 2003