ipswich 

Town on the outskirts of Brisbane, Australia. (also known as ippy Mainly inhabited by bogans. used to be prosperous coal mining town but the coal dried up and the miners stayed - now famous for its centrelink and large scale welfare depenancy. Also known as "the hole" and "the dump". The town centre is almost as grubby as the bogans that inabit the city

A:Ahh crap i gotta go down to ipswich for work.
B: Bad luck mate - dont get sucked into the welfare drain!

ipswich by Paulius August 13, 2005

Ipswich 

A place somewhere in Suffolk, England where all that planets toxic waste is supposedly stored. Can be smelt for a 1000 mile radius. Mutants dwell within its realms.

Synonym for dump.

"I can smell Ipswich from Norfolk."

"Wana go to Ipswich today?"
"Dunno, wana jump off a cliff?"

Ipswich by Canaryteen November 26, 2009

Ipswich 

There is an Ipswich in England, Australia and America.
Ile define the closest one to me;
Ipswich - A larger town in the central area of Suffolk, England. A nice town with a great reputation and is continuingly becoming a better community.
With nice views like the Orwel Bridge and nice country side and a great town.

Ipswich is a lovely town in England!

Ipswich by Jennay December 28, 2007

ipswich 

Ipswich is a large town in the middle of Suffolk, though to go there you'd think you were in an oil rig in the North Sea. Bad, butberry wearing, denim jacket blond highlighted gold jewlerry wearing women everywhere, a distinct lack of intelligent life and an atmosphere that could kill a dead fish.

'Yeah, we is going down Ipswich shopping centre'
'Yeah mate, innit'

ipswich by IPSWICHSCUM January 22, 2005

Ipswich 

adjective: of, or pertaining to, a prostitute or the appearance of a prostitute

etymology: the Ipswich prostitute murders made the town synonymous with vice (despite the total number of street women being extremely small)

'Did you see that smackhead girl on the bus with the massive earrings and overgelled croydon facelift?'
'Yeah, she was totally Ipswich'.

Ipswich by AlfonsoJonesIII August 28, 2008

ipswich 

a small town on the outskurts of brisbane, it is populated by UTFM members, TSB members and also UFN members, it is well known for its lack of jobs, riverlink shopping center and the ridiculous amount of grafiti that can mostly be found in possibly the worst school in this small town "st edmunds college." it widely supports gang rapes and paint sniffa/ing. the best thing that ever came out of ipswich was probably jacaranda ice coffee

"oi dude are u goin to ipswich this weekend"
"yeah i heard theres gonna be paint sniffas and chicks 2 be gang raped"
"yeah it's gnna be sweet"
"yeah but we just gotta watch out for them gangstas in TSB"

ipswich by the funky white boi December 2, 2007

Ipswich 

Ipswich is a city in the Uk,which is often recognised as the most depressing place of the in the Uk as the only thing to do is go in the sea,and lets be honest,in Ipswich there are many better things to make you wet.

Bob:Do you want to get wet?
Steve:YES LETS GO TO IPSWICH

This was the day Bob realised Steve was a faggot.

Ipswich by YayImAperson June 27, 2014