anal invasion

when your ass is invaded by an unknown and/or unwanted visitor. much to your displeasure.

ahhhhh man. i was just analy invaded by jonny the rapist.

anal invasion by tomass April 30, 2004

Pancake Incision 

The idea originates from Chappelle's Show. It is slang for a woman who has no butt.

The butt is entirely flat as a pancake.

White Pixie: "What ever happened to some good old fashioned Pancake butt?" "Now that's what mom used to make." "Nice and flat!" "No cupping necessary." "The line starts all the way at the bottom." "It's not even a line." "Just a tiny incision if you will."

A: "Yo check that girl's ass out!"
B: "I don't know what you're talking about! She has a pancake incision."

Pancake Incision by 14th Street DC May 19, 2010

Rectal Invasion 

When a foreign object enters your anus at high speed, usually without prior pretence or notice.

Person 1: "John, can you pass me the Physics book?"

Person 2: "No Ben, I am currently experiencing unplanned Rectal Invasion!!"

Rectal Invasion by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011

Reverse Home Invasion

The act of luring someone to your own house or apartment under false pretenses for a robbery or other criminal purposes.

A tactic usually used by drug dealers and prostitutes so the victim is less likely to come forward and to have better control over the situation as opposed to a regular home invasion where someone may have weapons etc.

1: Bro, i answered a craigslist ad for casual sex with this woman and when i showed up at her house 4 dudes jumped me and stole all my shit.
2: Damn bro, hit you with the reverse home invasion huh?

Reverse Home Invasion by zerogroup November 9, 2018

Iraq Invasion 

When a guy promises to pull out because he doesn't have a condom, but instead goes halfway, screams "PSYCH!", punches the girl in the face and drops his load.

Jane didn't want to get pregnant, but unfortunately her Halliburton contractor boyfriend Mike decided to go for an Iraq invasion.

Iraq Invasion by Niles Ward December 9, 2008

Invasion of privacy 

While trying to take a dump, somone walks in on you

i hate that

Invasion of privacy by Name unknown January 2, 2004

home invasion 

To get robbed at gun point in your own home

Yo, I just got home invasioned last night..they tied me up in a knot, and took every damn thing that I got.

home invasion by Steve-Rob September 9, 2006