Investment Dating

When a guy is over 18 and can't get a girl his age so he goes after someone who is below 18 that is way out of his league but he smuthers her until she turns 18 then he marries her. Normally these guys have very little if any game, and there is at least a 5 year age difference.

Mark started investment dating Angie when she was 14 and he was 21!

Investment Dating by badboysouth678 September 1, 2009

Investment wanker 

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit

That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.

Investment wanker by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023

Investment banger 

n. someone who specialises in dating seemingly unattractive people that later blossom into fitties.

"Did you see Dave's missus, she's a 9/10". "She used to be such a munter, though. He's such an investment banger."

Investment banger by doctort123 August 20, 2015

Investment Boobs 

Breasts that, while small, won't become saggy as the woman grows old

"Your fiancee has got some pretty small tits."

"Nah man, think of them as investment boobs."

Investment Boobs by fragmonkey September 30, 2011

Investment Play 

An investment play is a bet made by a sharp better. Capital is released on a team where the outcome is almost guaranteed a winner. The better is sharp, almost always fades the public and studies analytics.

My buddy was going to bet the Michigan vs Iowa game today. He is a very square-better so I asked him if he would like an investment play instead.

Investment Play by "Anthony" from Chicago October 1, 2022

Investment banker 

Someone you run away from at the first sight.

Tom: Hey there's an investment banker coming down the street. Bob: Lets cross the street!

Investment banker by stainless67 February 23, 2022

Investment Banker 

Total baller. Probably graduated ivy league, makes six figures straight out of college and balls hard in NYC.

Often us bankers dislike poor people and other unprestigious things like equities in dallas

Yo dude, we can't go in that bar it's full of investment bankers and we only make $140k a year, dude we will get put to shame.

Investment Banker by The_Rainmaker January 10, 2010