Humpty dump 

A man keeps humping his dates today he gets them all Jeezy and runs around with his underwear off

Humpty Dump

Humpty dump by Kingofdick November 6, 2019

Humpty dumpty 

A really fat child or grown man that looks like either egg shaped or like a ball

Look at Humpty dumpty

Humpty dumpty by Enter August 22, 2017

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

humpty dumpty hands by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

Humpty Cumpty by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

humpty-dumpty-do-able 

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.

look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able

humpty-dumpty-do-able by farmerbrown January 8, 2009

humpty dumpty 

After humping a chick you dump her as fast as possible.

See "one-nighter"

"I hooked up with this chick and gave her the humpty dumpty."

humpty dumpty by Jeff D April 19, 2003

humpty dump 

the name of the first dump you take after someone cums in your ass

I just took the runniest humpty dump

humpty dump by techstep April 22, 2006