Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion 

When your gluteus maximus is sweating when you have to poop

I am currently undergoing gluteus Maximus homeostasis excretion, I’ll be back in a minute.

Gluteus maximus homeostasis excretion by Kuntryboujc June 21, 2019

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you? 

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you? by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Maintain Your Homeostasis 

"Maintain Your Homeostasis" is one of many of Mr. Okezie's catch-phrases. It generally means to take four deep breaths, while taking your time of course, to the effect of reducing one's cortisol levels. He says this almost all the time....and it works.

Hey man, your messing up the vibe. It's a vibe....bruh. Maintain Your Homeostasis.

Maintain Your Homeostasis by phantomofthe0pera November 24, 2019

Homiestasis 

Maintaining an adequate and proper tightness level with your homies.

Man, having a job and a girlfriend is seriously fucking up my homiestasis

Homiestasis by JohnnyJr. November 7, 2010

homieostasis 

When good friends stay helping each other out.
The mutual regulation of a relationship between two homies.
Shares similar qualities to a bromance.

"Chillin' with the homies, call it homieostasis." -Joellieollie
"I keep our homieostasis by kissing my homie gn."
"I always keep my socks on when I do what ever it takes to maintain homieostasis"

homieostasis by yungquezo December 24, 2018

Romeostasis. 

Based on the body's system of thermo-regulation; homeostasis

Romeostasis is when a guy goes out of his way to make sure a girl stays at the right temperature.

e.g if she’s cold and needs his jacket, or if she’s warm and she needs a drink. Romeostasis.

Romeostasis. by snakesnakesnakesnake May 7, 2011

Homostasis 

maintaining a homo environment

Person 1: Are you maintaing homostasis?
Person 2: yes and we are all very happy

Homostasis by kurrie27puppy February 5, 2010