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A woman who is a hoe that happens to be a close friend.
Yeah broooo, I know she's a hoe. But, she's my HOEmie. Like suh
Hoemie by Daykwan April 19, 2017
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Hemisemidemiquaver 

In music, a hemisemidemiquaver is a sixty-fourth note. Here is the breakdown: A quaver is an eigth note. Hemi, semi, and demi all mean half. Therefore, it's half of a half of a half of an eigth note.
Think of a hemisemidemiquaver played at tempo prestissimo.
Hemisemidemiquaver by MagusPA March 29, 2005
The bumping of fists between two sammich making hoes who know their place is in the kitchen. They realize their position in the real world and are proud of it.
"Kitchen today?"
"Heeelllll yeaaa"
"Hoefist!" (hoes join fists)
Hoefist by Cbreezy22 February 18, 2011

Southern Hemisbeard

Over a decade now, more and more women have been shaving, waxing, or laser removing the hair from their pubic region. Recently, movements have popped up where some women have decided to return to the basics, let mother nature take its course, and allow their pubic hair to regrow; this is known as the Southern Hemisbeard
Dude, I went down on a chick the other night, and i might as well have been in a 80's porn; I had to navigate the Southern Hemisbeard in order to taste the nectar of the gods.
Southern Hemisbeard by Chomtchens December 12, 2014
The most amazing guy in the world. He knows how to make a girl feel good about herself, and would do anything he could to make her happy. He would never try to hurt a girl, or anyone for that matter. He is sweet, sensitive, caring, outgoing, courageous, funny, sexy, gorgeous, everything that a girl would want him to be. He is an extremely sexy man, with a hot ass body. He knows the right things to say to a girl whenever she is feeling sad, and he will stick with her no matter what. He fights for the people he cares about, and he doesn't back down. He is the sweetest guy you will EVER meet in your life.
He is a Hemish
hemish by chingminghaoring March 25, 2017
When you promise something to someone, but it is really just a hollow promise.
Jeff "Yeah sure Mikey, we will keep the noise down"

Mikey "Thanks boys. After all it is a family campsite"

Jeff, (after Mikey leaves) "Start laughing again boys, that was just a homise."
Homise by DjJimmy J March 26, 2009