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get hitched 

Celia: “So, you’re really in love?”
Phoebe: “No, but I promised I would get hitched to Silvius if a didn’t marry Ganymede, who actually turned out to be Rosalind, and I’m not lesbian so...”
Aubrey: “Man, that sucks. I’m lucky because I got hitched to a man who thinks I’m an ugly slut!“
Phoebe: “Well, she’s never been the sharpest knife in the drawer or the prettiest flower in the field, so I’m glad someone decided they were into stupid, unattractive women.“

Fiona and Shrek got hitched, which’s the same as saying they got married! Romeo and Juliet also got hitched/married. In conclusion, getting hitched is getting married.
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hitched for half a monkey 

'To get hitched for half a monkey' is to do something or to have something done for a bargain (literally taken, it means to get married for just 250 pounds, which is dirt cheap)
What?! Fix your loo for 5 quid? Why do you always want to get hitched for half a monkey?!
hitched for half a monkey by E-go-go December 14, 2008
Hunched- slept with/had sex with
Wow did you hear that Janet hunched with 3 guys this weed
Hunched by Giraffe 987 January 15, 2019

To get hitched 

It is a phrase meaning;
To get married
The news is everywhere that he will get hitched by next week. (To get hitched)
To get hitched by Zphyrbae August 7, 2017
Getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.
hitched by Chris Thomas April 28, 2006

Hinche Pone 

Hey Jenna, have you ever sucked a hinche pone?
Hinche Pone by IzzyBizzyBell July 7, 2010
Short for “Scooteraphilia” or “Scooteritis” a lifestyle in which one hunches around in a hood with their drawstrings pulled tightly.
I hunched towards my car after I left the shop.
Hunched by Scooter69420 June 11, 2018