Hilljack

A person that spends countless hours trolling message boards spewing their drivel as if it was the gospel. Garden variety Stiller fan, back in the day, they flourished in S.W.Pa. but with the down fall of the Steel industry they were forced to move to a place close to you! They have such a inferior complex that they have to wave a yellow rag to seek attention to the masses. But have no fear, they are a frontrunning clan, they will jump onto the next bangwagon as soon as it gets HOT!

The guy that mows your yard, the guy that delivers your news paper, the village idiot, your next door neighbor are all Hilljacks.

Hilljack by Ajaxnextdoor October 24, 2009

Hilljack

Found in rural areas. Ball cap backwards or tilted, oversize shorts and tshirt, shaved head with goatee. Speaks in a muddle of country and ghetto dialect. Rides low in a Japanese import from the 90s with mismatched door and fart-sounding exhaust, or can be seen in elevated, shiny pick up truck finished with chrome flame or skulls; could possibly own a crotch rocket bike. Blasts hip hop, nu metal, death metal or rap from said vehicle. Approach with caution, can be easily set off and become violent.

'Watch out, that Hilljack's all worked up from watching Ultimate Fighting and drinking cheap whiskey - he wants to fight you.'

Hilljack by Hallion February 25, 2009

Hilljacking 

(verb): the act of seizing control in the name of Hillary Clinton

Clinton supporters are planning on Hilljacking the Democratic Party.

Hilljacking by amana h October 16, 2008

Hilljack

Creature sometimes considered to be a human , only less sophisticated, missing a finger or toe, a crooked eye and usually with a dumb name

John Johnson, Tom Thomson, Jim planter or Tim Ammon anyone named these names is most definitely a hilljack

Hilljack by Reapergrim October 7, 2013

hilljack

someone so ingrained with white trash sorriness that they'll shit the bed and then kick said shit out of the bed barefooted

Brian prefers a warm bottle of cheap booze and the feel of sheeps wool backed up into his crotch over his wife and kids. What a hilljack.....

hilljack by lock999 January 16, 2009

Hilljacker 

(noun): A person that particpates in Hilljacking.

The Hilljackers are going after the White House.

Hilljacker by amana h October 16, 2008

HillJack

instead of Billy his name is Jack

just say hilljack instead of hillbilly

HillJack by WickeD_PussyKaT November 4, 2004