Higgs 

A group of people infamous for their "crimes" against humanity. They are constantly at war with the ooks

John "juju" rape: Wanna go hang with some higgs and attack the ooks?
Oblacious juju simpson: Not right now Mr. Rape

Higgs by Mary G Martha May 12, 2024

Higgs-Jordan 

(noun) Nearly invisible elementary particle that interrupts the standard operation of electronic devices including, but not limited to phones, mp3 players, laptops, and automobiles.

Most common usage is as a reference to the Higgs-Jordan Effect, a phenomenon marked by the realization that your devices no longer work properly, and you are otherwise unable to determine the cause.

Often accompanied by a pickle, the elementary unit of FAIL.

"I broke the build, but I swear I didn't do anything wrong."
"Dude, it's the Higgs-Jordan Effect"

Higgs-Jordan by HCSS January 11, 2009

Higgs Bozo Effect

The Higgs Bozo Effect is best described as fuck up distortion field surrounding your friend you know the one where even if he didn't touch it it still turns to shit? This person creates a field of miss-fortune surrounding them which can interact with your attempt to pick up the opposite sex, win a bet, dodge your ex etc. This effect is named after the Higgs Bozon see god particle and or Peter Higgs

Look you bro needs to stay home every-time we take him to the bar his Higgs Bozo Effect cock blocks us.

Dam poor bastard is cursed with a nasty case of The Higgs Bozo effect.

Higgs Bozo Effect by 1234567891234567891111 November 20, 2011

Higgs boson

A hypothetical massive scalar elementary particle which could help explain how massless elementary particles can have mass. Named after physicist Peter Higgs.

The Large Hadron Collider at CERN and Fermilab may detect the Higgs boson in the future.

Higgs boson by codell February 28, 2009

higgs bison 

The friendliest water bison you will ever meet.
They are known to have special powers, which you can get by becoming their friend. These powers include fast-travel, special sound effects while jumping, and the ability to contemplate the universe.

Introduced first by Caboose from the popular web-series, Red vs. Blue, in the PSA: Higgs Bozos

Caboose: The higgs bison is the friendliest water bison you will ever meet!

Caboose: WATER BISON POWERS ACTIVATE!

higgs bison by geek96boolean10@deviantart August 7, 2012

Higgs Boson

An elementary particle that makes you fat.

You: Damn, man! She's clearly constantly interacting with Higgs Bosons!
Friend: D'you mean she's fat?
You: Ummm...
Friend: Why overcomplicate things like that?
You: Realize you have no life.

Higgs Boson by ksdhnkj.sdhfkj July 4, 2018

higgs is god 

1. higgs is god
2. god is higgs
3. mantra for the true leader of our souls

"Hey, you know how cool Mike is? said Josh"
"Higgs is Goid, God is Higgs." said Marc.
Well yeah...have you seen his pancake stack!

higgs is god by Bud E Love May 14, 2003