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Aaron Hernandez

To murder three people and then hang yourself from a window with bedsheets.
Guy 1: Dude how did your game go.
Guy2: I'm gonna go home and Aaron Hernandez
Aaron Hernandez by Alicforhigs April 19, 2017

Oscar Hernandez 

A GOD TO ALL MORTALS the smartest thing on the planet ; charming with impeccable good looks. MAD BEAST AT LIFE
Oscar Hernandez by pedophilo August 23, 2011

The Electric Hernandez 

When fucking a girl from behind at the Mexican border, the man grabs the electric fence as he ejaculates; sending the electric current into the woman's body.

OR

In the event that the Mexican border is unavailable, simply stick a battery in a girls ass and fuck her from behind while wearing a sombrero.
Guy 1: Hey man, you score last night?

Guy 2: Damn right I did hommes, totally gave her the electric hernandez!

Guy 1: (nods) Like a boss...
The Electric Hernandez by lipsmanless September 22, 2012

ricardo hernandez 

The most beautiful human being you will ever meet. He has nice hair and, though he might not show it much, a nice smile. He has low confidence but knows he's pretty. Even if all the girls want him, he doesn't settle for anyone, all he wants to do is fuck. Even though he doesn't like relationships, he's an amazing boyfriend. He's a very friendly person, sometimes he may get treated like shit by his friends but he just ignores it because he's swag as shit. He has a couple close friends he enjoys consuming drugs with but likes to be friends with anyone. Ricardo is an amazing football player, all of his friends always doubt him but he'll one day show them how skillful he is. He also has a huge cock and is nowhere near being a bitch or female. His friend Andrew looks like Bob Saget. He loves his friends who's names are usually; Jose(Joey), Andrew, and Angel. He has a pretty hoe named Irasema. Hugo is cute af, another friend of Ricardo.
Person 1: Do you know Ricardo Hernandez?
Person 2: No, who is he?
Person 1: Wow, you should meet him, he's so cool.
Person 2: oh shit, I wanna meet Ricardo Hernandez.
ricardo hernandez by YungSack December 30, 2013

Hernandez 

1.Commonly used to describe someone or something very large.
2.Someone who eats a lot all the time.
1.Dude youre cat is huge! Hes such a Hernandez!
2.Man last night I pigged out like no ones business! I did such a Hernandez!
Hernandez by C.L. January 16, 2007

Sneaky Hernandez 

When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.
Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!