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two midgets in a headlock 

A chick with big boobs, too big for her body.
that chick has huge titties it looks like she has two midgets in a headlock.

Bullshit headlock 

A lengthy conversation that is unwelcome, with a person you’d rather avoid.
I would have been here sooner, but I got caught in a bullshit headlock by (insert person's name here).
Bullshit headlock by Facher October 9, 2007

ET in a Headlock 

A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.
Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"
Ballz: "Ahhh No."
Kory: "squeezes out balls"
Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"
Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"
ET in a Headlock by DFaFH May 11, 2006

greek headlock 

This is more commonly known as a Cox Knot.
Dude 1: "I made a sweet home video last night of Sheree in a greek headlock".

Dude 2: "A what??"

Dude 1: "You know... A Cox Knot".

Dude 2: "Ahh.. Awesome Man!! She's hot! How was it???"

Dude 1: "After about 12mins, she was struggling. I was fine"
greek headlock by randy1212 April 13, 2009

Texas Trouser Headlock 

Texas Trouser Headlock
A sex position. When a male and a female are about to engage in intercourse, the male pulls down the female's pants in a way that they turn inside out as they come off, but stop so that they remain around the ankles. Finally the legs are lifted up so that the trousers catch around the back of the neck keeping them locked in the upright position.
Warning: The TTH is intended as comedy rather than an actual suggestion. Actually attempting this on a girl may result in being slaped, tasered, and/or sued.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Jerry went to Cirque du Soleil looking for a girlfriend flexible enough to perform the Texas Trouser Headlock.
Texas Trouser Headlock by wes b January 17, 2007

verbal headlock 

to talk incessantly, and at length, AT another person, trapping them in the situation and not allowing them time to reply.

a person sermonising to another, perhaps when drunk, who cannot be steered towards to a different topic, is said to have he audience in a verbal headlock.
"she was really mad, had me in a verbal headlock for an hour."

"my ears are bleeding! he didnt shut up, i was in a verbal headlock"
verbal headlock by sonbee1 November 28, 2009