hatfield 

To be extremely germophobic and gay.

Usually works on computers too.

I tried to shake that guy's hand but he called me silly, what a hatfield!

hatfield by noahtheman January 24, 2008

hatfield and the north 

A Canterbury Scene supergroup of sorts featuring members from Caravan, Matching Mole, Gong, Delivery and Egg. They tend to have the same whimsical feel of Richard Sinclair era-Caravan with extended, often jazzy instrumental interludes. And they are amazing.

Hatfield and the North make up for terrible lyrics with awesome everything else.

hatfield and the north by The Ryan July 23, 2006

Hatfield, MA 

A little town in Western Massachusetts. Sitting right in between Northampton and Whately, it is home to the Smith Academy Falcons, corn/tabacco/potato fields, plenty of cows, and the Sofia Smith House. Rival high school to Hopkins Acadmey in Hadley Mass.

Where do all the teenagers in Hatfield, MA hang out?

The BASHIN DUH!

Hatfield, MA by King Of Insight December 16, 2006

lisa hatfield 

omg she is a such a good teacher. She is such a lisa hatfield

She is such a good teacher.
No wonder, she's a Lisa Hatfield

lisa hatfield by Lisa Hatfield March 30, 2017

Hatfield 

A huge fuck up of somthing that was supposed to be great. When you are expecting a great experience or product,but are let down because it really sucked.

Can be used as a noun or a verb:
We went to New York for the O.A.R show, but it ended up being a Hatfield.

Jimmy was busy and in a rush, and ended up hatfielding our wings.

Hatfield by Davey Lopes May 2, 2006

Hatfield 

A redneck farm town in western mass. Population : slightly over 3,000. The home of Smith Academy, the smallest public high school in the state. Known to residents of the Pioneer Valley as a great town to go to if you're looking for a good party in the woods, bonfires, big trucks, quads, guns, boats, beer, and underage sex. Many youngsters begin their steak of debauchery around age 12 or 13. Certain landmarks known to Hatfield residents include: The S-curves, The Park, Root country, Hatfield Pond, The river, The Orchard, Mama's, The Smithsonian, Horse Mountain, The Market aka Monty's, B's, Hatfield Pub, The Polish Club, The Bashin, The Boat Launch, The Power lines, The shallows, etc...

Guy 1: "So what did you do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Oh man, I don't even know where to begin! I went to Hatfield to bang some freshman, but I got sidetracked at B's and got shitfaced. We drove in circle around town for a while before getting word of a party at Root Country. We got over there but it was a weird party. Everyone was either 15 or 25. I think there was even some guy who was about 30 mackin on some high school chick. It was kinda a fucked up night."
Guy 1: "Hatfield man. Fuckin Hatfield."

Hatfield by Thank god I got out of Hatfielder May 28, 2008

Hatfield 

A young boy with a cowslick that smokes weed

I hope my son is a Hatfield

Hatfield by John geasly December 9, 2018