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virtual gunfighter 

a poser, combat veteran wannabe. AKA playstation commando, or basement ninja. SOmebody who plays too many video games and thinks that they are a weapons expert. When out of the basement, they can be found spreading misinformation about weapons based on the "information menu" on the game's weapon's menu. They are easy to spot, and use terms like ".308 Lapua Magnum" or they insist that a 9mm will shoot through a block wall.
Generally the closest these generally harmless folk come to actually shooting a real gun is the gun's AIRSOFT counterpart.
They have no idea what firearms safety is, have never read the "10 Commandments of Range Safety, and when they reach 21, the first thing they buy is a Glock 19 with a laser. They are often suprised that the laser is an aiming device, not a guidance system for the bullet.
When corrected, their reactions can be anything from mild embarrassment to a militant rage.
Fun to watch at gunshows when they fondle a real gun and are amazed that it is so heavy.
That virtual gunfighter just shot himself in the foot, better call 911.
virtual gunfighter by ghost3x7 April 21, 2009

water gun fight 

involves 3+ men

when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure
guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!
the best new haven county remade game on roblox
person: wanna play gunFIGHTS later?
other person: ok sure
gunFIGHTS by xvyq November 18, 2020

Squirt Gun Fight 

When there is an orgy happening and the guys ejaculate onto the girls.
Boys vs Girls, Squirt vs Cum

Boy yells: I finished them 3 left.

Squirt Gun fight.
Squirt Gun Fight by Cum Gunner April 13, 2021

gunfighter

"Ah mate he's a propper gunfighter! He gave me a shot in the dark!"
gunfighter by Lunatic_Woodlouse February 12, 2005

Squirt Gun Fight 

A competitive sex act in which two or more participants stand on opposite sides of a room and attempt to hit those on the other side with bodily fluids while masturbating. Semen, urine, feces, saliva, mucus, and most forms of vaginal and anal discharge are considered valid projectiles. Depending on local rules participants may or may not use certain objects, such as turkey basters and leaf blowers, to aid in directing the fluids towards their targets.
"Hello Dean! You should bring Martha and the kids over this Saturday for another squirt gun fight."
Squirt Gun Fight by shartstain March 30, 2015