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A smelly, sweaty, salty, pungent, hariy, pourous, flappy, pink, squelching, and poofy vagina.
A girl asked Sam if he wanted to eat her gretch.
Gretch by Yukiebadukie April 18, 2024
complete the act of putting on safety gloves and or a safety mask before going into public.
Babe, don't forget to Gretch-up before you go into the supermarket.
Gretch-up by jackassga May 8, 2020

Big Gretch Energy 

The vibe a boss bitch who gets shit done gives off

Based off of Gov Gretchen Whitmers response to the saving Michigan from the coronavirus
"did you see Sara got another promotion?"
"yeah she's got big Gretch energy"

The Gretch 

The Gretch: A very hot girl, usually with a fine ass, thinks her shit don't stink, innocent looking then turns freak when she gets between the sheets, AND with utter certainty, is known to frequently spread STD's far and wide. Also swallows every time.
Shit, stay away from that ho, she's got a nasty case of The Gretch!!

She's got a fine ass and I really want to fuck her, but everybody knows that ho's always got The Gretch.
The Gretch by bigsass June 29, 2011

Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.
Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.
Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011
A term used for something exceptionally nice, used by Kevin Hart and AJS to describe fine women and fine stuff.
"Wow, that lady was fine, gletch!"
Gletch by 1Fet November 18, 2020