When a man having sex with a woman on the beach pretends to be performing oral sex on her during the missionary position, meanwhile covering his wet penis in the sand, and soon after, surprising the woman by the forcefully thrusting back inside her with the sand-covered penis
I was about to climax, until Peter Brown got me with his grainy popsicle.
A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!