Gowanism 

A phrase used in a simile form to help explain the situation and/or the action you must perform.

Gowanism examples:

"You got to get on all four's and bear crawl like a wild-ass indian"

"Buggy's gonna go through 4 hole like a diamond through a goats ass"

"Buggy's gonna pass that safety like 2 ships passing in the night"

"Sometimes when your toatin the mail John you have to find a soft spot to lay down"

Gowanism by titanfootball66 December 19, 2007

hair gordans 

cheap shoes that are made to resemble expensive shoes of a well known brand. ( a referance to air jordan)
They are usually characterized by a logo that is similar to but not exactly the same as an actual brand.

Yo, did you see alex's fresh new nikes, they cost $150" "no way man, those are just hair gordans

hair gordans by getreal55 July 11, 2010

germanism 

A living thing similiar to an organism. Germanisms usually have blonde hair, blue eyes, and moody personalities. Most germanisms live in or are descended from the country of Germany.

Human: Are you an organism?

Germanism: No, I'm a Germanism.

germanism by Arjan912 June 28, 2009

r/goodanimemes

Similar to r/animemes but less authoritarian, Hentai is allowed and mods actually watch the subreddit and it's culture. basically, a gooder r/animemes.

Don't call them "fucking weebs" it will only empower them.

Bro are you still on r/animemes, that place is dead come to r/goodanimemes.

r/goodanimemes by Ovab September 30, 2020

Gordism 

A very rare mental disorder in which a person (mostly with the last name gordon) develops a severe case of Down Syndrome, Autism, and Dwarfism all at the same time.

Symptoms
-Hacks at brawl
-Fails to maintain a passing GPA
-Stops eating for days on end
-Repeats the same joke over 100 times
-Thinks he makes good jokes
-Sucks at making jokes
-Sucks penis

etc...

Q: You heard of that kid Nick Gordon?
A: Yeah man I heard he got some major gordism going on...

Gordism by Dr.Einsteiner January 26, 2014

goranimal 

Someone (usually in jail) who is a gorilla or on some guerilla shit. Usually will lift the whole gym then snatch muthafuckaz up for their commissary with no fear of retaliation. Actually retaliation would be welcomed with a smile. Derived from gorilla or guerilla and animal. You figure it out.

Yo, did you see Big John earth that muthafucka for steppin' on his shoes?! Big John broke his shoulder and clavicle, he's a fuckin' goranimal!

goranimal by M.BEAT January 14, 2006

Jordanism 

someone who worship screaming and moaning during sex

Jay and Beth enjoys jordanism during night

Jordanism by Steve job's August 30, 2018