Goomy bear 

a dumbass that doesnt understand or is really dumb

Omg Alex why would you do that your a goomy bear

Goomy bear by Joythegoomybear August 14, 2018

Church of Goomy 

A religious organization founded upon the belief that Goomy, a newly introduced Dragon type Pokémon in the 6th generation, is God. Sprouting from the subreddit /r/ChurchOfGoomy, the number of subscribers has grown from zero to about four thousand over the last three months, though it is widely suspected there are many more practicing the religion than there are subscribers. Most of the religious practices of the Church of Goomy sprout from Catholicism and Christianity, frequently spoofing prayers, songs, and rituals used by those practicing said religions. The Church of Goomy believes in treating others in a just, kind manner and frequents in the literal worshiping of Goomy.

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Goomy is love. Goomy is life. Goomen.

Church of Goomy by GoomyPriestKFC November 10, 2013

the church of goomy

A religious cult based around the fictional creature, Goomy from the "Pokemon" series of games.

The Holy Gooble Sliggo Goomy Goodra Pokemon The Church of Goomy

the church of goomy by RoboPup November 12, 2013

get your goomy 

The art of grabbing another humans penis or vagina then saying "I got your goomy"

"Hey Berta, I'm gonna get your goomy"

get your goomy by BVCH666 July 28, 2022

shoot your goomy 

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai

I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!

shoot your goomy by darqdjinn November 23, 2016

Goofy Twat 

A forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating fuckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth ... armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face ...

look at that ugly, stupid goofy twat ... why did I marry her ?

Goofy Twat by flash gordon ramsey July 4, 2018

gooby hole 

A tradition begun in the year 1997 by the infamous Bob Craft. The essence of creating an asshole with salad tongs. A magnificent process that has baffled scientists for decades, Holocaust survivors, and noscoping scrublords all day. A gooby hole is a hole that can or may not be a sexual orifice; it may be made with salad tongs in a random place on the body that there was not an orifice before.

Tony: Damn, Bob, you see that chick over there?
Bob: Yeah I'd stick it in her gooby hole

gooby hole by KKKisforNoScopers March 3, 2015