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Breasts that resemble Gonzo's nose from the muppet show
She had tits like gonzos and really thicc thighs
Gonzos by Working Class Hero December 15, 2020

los gonzos 

A gang in Houston Texas in the Heights area. Their territory is mostly near Heights High School, Heights Blvd., Studewood, 11th Street, N. Main.
My buddy's little brother can't go to Someburger any more because Los Gonzos are after him.
los gonzos by DosMas May 26, 2018
The act of being wrecked, wasted, or fucked up from alcohol or drugs. Blackout.
He was gonzos by 9pm
Gonzos by bhall2010 April 18, 2010
Big Tittastics Breasts on a chick
Holy shit, look at her gonzos.
gonzos by St. Poneyboy August 28, 2004
adjective

1. A version of, "Your man's gone"; "Yo bae's gonzos" or, "Friends, I drank too much and am far too gone"; "Yo boy's gonzos! I'm lit! I'm...blaaaaargh...ugh...I'm stutterfucked boooooooiii!
So, yeah, bout last night. I was seriously gonzos aight? I promise I just couldn't control my body anymore! If only it stopped with just puking in it...but, shitting in it?! All over the dash?! Mah bad, bruh.
Gonzos by DuhGlitch May 8, 2022

Sweaty Gonz 

The act of getting your balls sweaty, putting your balls on a girl's eyelids, and placing your dick on her nose, so it hangs over. She will then look like Gonzo from The Muppets.
Last night at the party, brooke passed at. Then Tyler did like 100 jumping jacks and gave her a sweaty gonz.
Sweaty Gonz by goblue04 May 21, 2009