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Horn of Gondor

While engaging in sexual intercourse at the climaxing moment the man displays his masculinity and prowess by alerting all of his fellow housemates (possibly roommates) that he has finally scored. He does this by mimicking at full volume the 'horn of gondor' from lord of the rings. This works especially well in a uni dorm with thin walls.
'At the climaxing moment... oh yeah, oh yeah, oh ye... AAAAAAAARRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAHHHH... AAAAAAAARRRR...SLAP'

'Did you hear me Horn of Gondor the entire womens rugby team last night?'
Horn of Gondor by Marmion May 21, 2006
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FOR GONDOR 

FOR GONDOR!

FOR GONDOR is usually a phrase men hear when a woman notices the condom has broken during intercourse, thus impregnating the helpless female.

But fear not, she now holds a mighty warrior in her womb raring for battle!

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*Upon withdrawal of the penis from the vagina, woman notices condom has broken*

Woman: Oh no THE CONDOOOOOM!!

In Man's Head: FOR GONDOOOOOR!!

FOR GONDOR!
FOR GONDOR by FORGONDOR October 24, 2011

horn of gondor

When you cum and fart at the same time while having sex.
Once I was finished plowing through Alison, I sounded the horn of Gondor, by blowing my load of cum and letting a loud fart simultaneously, signaling my triumphant conquest of her.
horn of gondor by 27 out of 27 September 13, 2015

The Golden Goose of Gondor 

The most badass mother fuckers to ever take Battlefield by storm
The Golden Goose of Gondor just murdered everyone

gondrippy 

a mutual thats on thin ice, but makes very good content that makes me laugh
You should follow gondrippy on TikTok!
Disease. In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like pirobo, garbimba, malparido, etc
Your boyfriend hit you? What a gonorrea. That gonorrea stole my bus fare
gonorrea by pimpollo July 16, 2007
A person who opposes and rejects many of the conventional standards and customs of society, especially one who advocates extreme liberalism in sociopolitical attitudes and lifestyles.

Similar to the "hippie", but often with worse personal hygiene, less coherence, and a more extreme disposition to aloofness.

A person who eats, sleeps, and generally lives for Phish & The Grateful Dead, often following them on tour around the United States.
"Phish just reunited, and all the Gondolis are preparing to crawl out from under their rocks and reappear in society"

"It took 6 hours to drive from NYC to Albany NY for the Phish show because the roads were filled with Gondolis"

"It really smells in this arena because of all the Gondolis that haven't showered in weeks"
Gondoli by KMW231978 February 11, 2010