Goink 

Verb. To have sex; to have sex with. Basically, a synonym for screw.

"I can't believe you two finally goinked!" -- Mell in Narbonic

Goink by crazymell May 4, 2006

goink 

The part of your finger above your knuckles, and below your first joint. It's about an inch long.

"Do you have hair on your goink?"
"Can I suck on your goink?"

goink by allana September 22, 2008

goink 

The onomatopoeia for being poked in the eye

"Oh crap, that stick just goinked me in the eye!"

"Come here so i can goink you in the eye with my finger"

goink by GrolschMan February 17, 2010

Goink 

A person normally found wearing cheap £4 denim jeans (usually from primark) and a black band tshirt. Hair is normally unkempt and there is a rugged bum fluff esque beard.If lucky, a goink may also be seen wearing a denim jacket. Footwear is always either brown shoes or hi-tech trainers that you can buy for about £5.

Ah man that guy is such a goink,
Look at that goink in the led zepplin tshirt
Only goinks would wear something as unstylish as that

Goink by dannyjeff March 6, 2009

Goink 

To be confused in a moment of importance and not realize what you say.

"Damn, I got goinked when my turn came around that I just said the first thing that came to my mind and humiliated myself"

Goink by Anonymous January 19, 2003

goink 

a random long hair that grows in a place where hair doesn't normally grow.

Dude, the goink on my eyelid came back...

Gross.

goink by lovepie October 4, 2009

Goink 

A name used to discribe a small, cute thing, animal, child, etc.

After looking at the striped tiger kitten, the girl exclaimed, "What a cute, little goink!"

Goink by It is me April 17, 2003