Goat rope 

The person who has an achievement named after him called goat roped for beating halo combat evolved in under 3 hours on legendary difficulty with the help of his cat.

(in goat ropes twitch chat)"hey Mr goat rope can you help me get the goat roped achievement, it would be super cool to get it with the guy it was named after"
"Sure but only if you subscribe to everyone on twitch"

Goat rope by Mindman21 December 18, 2019

Goat Rope 

Goat rope basically means pain in the ass. Imagine what a pain it would be to pull a goat by a rope and you got it.

Rural phrase makes good here in DC.

Man...this is such a goat rope. (Said while stuck in bad traffic.)

Goat Rope by Kates March 7, 2005

Alabama goat rope 

When you wake up in a Mexican jail cell with your asshole on fire and a failed clown, a masked luchadore, and your 7th grade gym teacher from twenty years ago smile creepily at you.

Marco wakes up confused by his surroundings. MARCO: " Oh my god, I'm in jail and my asshole is on fire." The Failed clown toots his clown horn twice. FAILED CLOWN: "Congratulations... you've just experienced an Alabama goat rope. And you're in Mexico." MARCO: "Is that Mr. Hines, my 7th grade gym teacher? FAILED CLOWN: " Yes, he's the reason for your burning asshole." A masked luchadore squeezes the clown horn. Everyone laughs...except Marco.

Alabama goat rope by Terio Marin June 19, 2016

Rope The Goat

The act of packing up and and going home at the end of the day

Lets rope the goat

Rope The Goat by tjhop47 July 13, 2010

Goat Roper 

Someone who dresses like a cowboy but completely lacks rancher skills and knowledge. This poser wears the hat and drives the truck but has no clue what to do with the cow.

It was clear from Paul's un-scuffed boots and spotless shirt that he was a goat roper.

Goat Roper by Plumtree Pru July 8, 2018

goat roper 

A wannabe cowboy who wears their boots over their pants, thus showing their ignorance of the purpose of the boots. They are more concerned with showing off how expensive their boots are, than practicality. (You wear your pants over your boots to keep snow, mud, and shit out of them.)

Why are you wearing your boots like a goat roper? Untuck them so the snow doesn't go inside!

goat roper by KatK November 26, 2007

goat roper 

When you are learning calf roping, you can accidentally snap the calf’s neck with your rope. Goats are less valuable than calves, so a goat-roper is a novice who is required to practice on goats. (I learned this in Lubbock, Texas, back in 1977.)

Yes, I know he does a lot of repair work for folks in the neighborhood, but as far as I’m concerned, he’s no more than a goat roper.

goat roper by CorkyFrom14thStreet April 25, 2016