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go play golf 

Refers to a clean to-do list or a lot of free time
Hey boss I am going to send out these emails to the client and then I am going to go play golf. Do you have any other things for me to do today?
go play golf by linguistiky February 25, 2010

Go play Lego Batman 

When playing Xbox or PS3 and someone is so bad at a game that the only game they will be good at is Lego Batman.
Dude you are so bad at this game. Go play Lego Batman.

go play some hacknet 

When someone is talking smart (ie. Hacking, ddosing, dosing) when they don't know anything and should learn from the hacking simulator Hacknet. Hacknet is a hacking simulator released to Steam on August 12, 2015.
Jimmy: I'll hack you and fry your router.
John: Alright here is my IP.
Jimmy: I'm hitting you off, are you lagging?
John: Nice try script kiddie. Go play some Hacknet bro.

Go play chess

An intelligent way to say go fuck yourself to a teammate in online video games.
wtf u doing? go play chess
dude, delete the game and go play chess
Go play chess by trovlerboker October 18, 2022

go play ping pong with your ding dong

male masturbation. linda said it in a bob’s burgers episode.
Linda: “Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong!”

go play outside

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long
Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.