Globalsexual 

A person who is attracted (and wants to fuck) everything. Like homosexual for a person who is attracted to someone of the same sex, heterosexual to someone of the opposite sex and bisexual to both genders.

Dog: Am I gay?
Dude: I don´t know. Are you attracted to man dogs?
Dog: Yes.
Dog: And lady dogs
Dog: And chairs
Dog: And pillows
Dog: And ducks
Dog: I want to make love to the whole world
Dude: Right. You're Globalsexual

Globalsexual by wallo June 29, 2012

Globulist

A person who collects goldfish farts and sells them to the maker of spirit levels are precision bubbles

The Globulist supplied the bubbles to the Spirit Level maker

Globulist by DocBob February 24, 2013

Globalist shill 

Any person or organisation that deliberately misinforms the general populace in order to further an agenda of a global one world government and the loss of individual rights that come with it.

Merriam-Webster recently changed the definition of anti-vaxxer to include people who oppose regulations surrounding vaccine mandates despite the fact that opposers of vaccine mandate regulations might have legitimate reasons for opposing that have nothing to do with vaccines. In changing this definition they have acted to deliberately deceive people into believing there could be no legitimate reason to oppose such regulations, thus showing their hand as globalist shills who are out to deceive the general population into believing opposition to vaccine mandate laws could only ever be a bad thing.

Politicians using the slogan “build back better” despite being from vastly different countries, economies, and cultures, all demonstrate that despite being elected officials they are actually working as globalist shills as opposed to working for their electorate.

Globalist shill by RememberRemember November 11, 2021

Globalgasm 

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.

"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"

Globalgasm by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008

Globalist 

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.

Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already

Globalist by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018

globalization

Globalization is the inter-dependence of nations on one anothers' goods, resulting in a global economy. One may argue that such has occurred since civilization began, with the thing we know as commerce, but that is more wrong than right.

There are perks of globalization, such as:
- The ability to travel internationally easier.
- A wide variety of goods, differing in quality and price dramatically.
- Forced peace between inter-dependent nations, which results in less war.
- More universal measurement, arithmetic, and language, making it easier for people to communicate internationally.

Of course, globalization has serious draw-backs, too:
- If one economy declines, the rest do, too. This is much like a farmer using one variant of one crop, which will result in the destruction of most of his crop, if a bad disease hits.
- If a universal currency is not used, some, smaller nations will have disadvantages in trade.
- If one nation so chooses to withdraw from the global economy, the entire thing could collapse.
- Those countries that offer less valuable products than others will get fucked over.
- The richer nations profit more than the smaller ones.

I, personally, do not advocate globalization.

globalization by Amerikaner August 25, 2006

globalized 

Descriptive of a once quality product or respected brand which has been outsourced to low-wage suppliers that now produce inferior copies of the original.

Levi's were great before they were globalized.

globalized by barkal December 15, 2013