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glimmer mama 

guy 1: i love my mom

guy 2: well ofc she’s glimmer mama
glimmer mama by uhfrog December 27, 2021

Glimmer of crap 

When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.
Fml, I’m constipated again, not even a glimmer of crap all week!

Glimmer Man

Any male over the age of 16 who is creepy. He may have a very high pitched laugh or enjoy dishing out unwanted physical contact. Skulks in dark corners and appears as if from nowhere.
"Run! It's the Glimmer Man!"
"That guy is so creepy, he's just like the Glimmer Man"
"Rodolfo is a true Glimmer Man"
Glimmer Man by do you love it? February 28, 2006

Starlight Glimmer 

a light purple communist pony in MLP that forced her village in total equality. She was reformed when Twilight Sparkle defeated her and is now currently a protagonist.
Starlight Glimmer: "The only way to be happy is if we're all equal!"

midnight glimmer 

Another word for the moon.Usually used in poems as a means to articulate feelings of intoxicating romance in a scenery.Also known as the 'eye of romance' and the 'glow of compassion'.
the midnight glimmer was high above our heads as we kissed passionately with rapture.
midnight glimmer by zingeraddict November 13, 2010

shit glimmer 

The look on your face as you are walking into a bathroom and the cleaning person is walking out, because you know what you're about to do to that nice clean toilet.
You should have seen the shit glimmer on my face as I hurried into the bathroom and almost knocked over the cleaning person. I was gonna tear that toilet up.
shit glimmer by sirrichard1975 October 15, 2013