Girlfriendium 

Scientists have discovered a new element to add to the periodic table. It's called girlfriendium, and it has the unique ability out of all of the elements to actually decrease ones amount of free time and physical energy. It also has a strange side effect that differs from person to person. Sometimes it gives long lasting erections, others it destroys all sex drive. And has the uncanny ability to turn Womanium into unobtainium.

Womanium is pretty weird stuff... like once a month it metaporphasizes into bitchium for a few days, then turns back, but one can better experience this when a Girlfriendium is created first. Womanium when combined with Gold often turns becomes one of the Analiod metals.

Girlfriendium by EdwardStrain November 28, 2012

girlfrienditis 

A disease of douch baggery caused by having a girlfriend. Usually seen in more nerdy guys.

Can make them think they are better than everyone else and do whatever they please without concequences.

A guy insults his bro for no reason while with his girlfriend...
his bro replys:
"Wow, way to catch girlfrienditis, you douche."

girlfrienditis by Thunderbird rocker March 29, 2009

Girlfriendish 

Someone who acts like a girlfriend would. For example, they are kind, loving, and caring.

Lauren suddenly started acting girlfriendish when she fell in love.

Girlfriendish by Cryde October 29, 2008

Girlfriendified 

When a guy gives into a girls demands/opinions because they are dating her, and don't want to face the consequences later of if they don't agree with her.

Similar to whipped.

Guy: Lets go see Movie A, I really like how it sounds.
Guy 2: Ya, that sounds awesome!
Girl: No, I want to watch this movie instead.
Guy: Fine, we'll see movie B.
Guy 2: Dude, you just got girlfriendified.

Girlfriendified by GuelphTimes November 29, 2010

Girlfiending 

When your girlfriend/fiance/wife really really really wants something ridiculous.

Yesterday I was out with my girlfriend and she was totally girlfiending for some lotion(ridiculous i know)

Girlfiending by themanwiththeplans March 7, 2011

Girlfrienditis 

When your boyfriend don’t want to talk to you no more

“I’m dumping you, I have girlfrienditis”

Girlfrienditis by Peanutsnomnom December 29, 2018

girlfriendism 

term that englobes anything related to someone who is or could potentially be a girlfriend.

some kind of synonym of saying 'i wish this person was my girlfriend' or that someone is girlfriend material.

person 1: *sees a picture of ayanami rei* *screams* GIRLFRIENDISM

girlfriendism by afternoon-radio August 23, 2021