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Blue eyed Giraffe 

Daniel Seavey is a blue eyed giraffe ask any limelight u know.
Hey look it’s Daniel Seavey

He is a blue eyed giraffe

Yes he is ask a limelight
Blue eyed Giraffe by Aleeyaherron February 24, 2020

jizz giraffe 

when you haven't jizzed for approximately 1 full week, when you do your legs buckle much like when a baby giraffe is born.
dude, i havent masturbated for a week but i finally jizzed myself last night. you should have seen it, there was so much jizz coming out of me i buckled like a jizz giraffe. it were coming out of me like creamy cable brother!
jizz giraffe by dgp87 February 8, 2010

The Giraffe 

The Giraffe - A provocative dance position assumed by the female (typically) standing with legs splayed, hands to the floor and head up like 'a giraffe'. Sometimes used to describe a female bent submissively over a mirror or line of powdered substance.
Example "Look at that girl dancing like crazy and wooow now she's doing the giraffe".

Example "She had her head buried in the plate like a giraffe".
The Giraffe by Pumpa Pumpa Pumpa December 19, 2012

Blue Eyed Giraffe 

(Also known as Daniel Seavey)
This creature is extremely rare, but also impossibly cute.
It’s almost impossible to see one irl but if you get lucky...you’re parents will buy limelight tickets to a WDW concert. There you will see this majestic creature in all of its glory.

Ps. It’s got beautiful blue eyes btw
Have you seen the Blue Eyed Giraffe’s new post on Insta?
Oh yeah, it’s so adorable

Giraffe Attack 

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and rubs it with his nose while screaming Zimbabwe
Female 1: I totally got giraffe attacked by chase last night

Female 2: Totally I love it when matts does that to me!!!
Giraffe Attack by Giraffe_Attack November 15, 2013

Arse Giraffe 

A long shit; resembling the neck of a giraffe.
I just let an Arse Giraffe loose in the toilet bowl - I wouldnt go in there for a while if I was you.
Arse Giraffe by Zonal K June 22, 2019