gerb 

to involuntarily expel a beverage that is in one's mouth in reaction to a startling, usually humorous, event.

When he said that, I totally gerbed all over my shirt.

gerb by Sprout February 9, 2004

gerb 

Gerb is a wildcard. It can be used anywhere, and in any situation. It was originated by.

I gerbed.
I have gerb.
You're gerb
My name
I went to Gerb's house
I have 7

gerb by Gerb - J/J/C July 6, 2004

Gerb 

Something that is totally crap/uneeded. Nobody wants it, can be used to describe anything

That Bring me the horizon cd is totall fucking gerb.

Her hair is gerb.

Gerb by Katie.M & Naomi.A August 2, 2008

Gerb 

Name given to a homosexual, who like's to put gerbil's up their ass.

Your a fucking Gerb, you gay ass queer.

Gerb by Mike Shockley July 26, 2008

Gerb 

Used when your describing someone that is a scrub or trash at something

Yo that niggas such a fucking gerb at ball

Gerb by Don worry bout ii March 23, 2020

gerb 

Me! IM A GERB!

Im THE MOST GERBEST GERB OF ALL TIMES!

gerb by Kakashi March 15, 2004

gerb 

To cry, to weep, to shed tears. Especially in reaction to chick flicks and holiday film favorites. Refers to the Gerber baby found on the Gerber Baby Foods label.

Watched "It's A Wonderful Life" last night - makes me gerb every damn time!

gerb by DaddySee December 4, 2010